Probiotic Kefir Lotion
All Chuckling Goat Kefir Lotions start out with a base of goats milk and our own award-winning kefir. We then add different essential oils, which bring their own benefits and add a lovely natural fragrance. All of our lotions are free from any pthalates, petrochemicals, parabens, dyes or artificial perfumes. They contain pure food-grade ingredients, are made by hand and designed to be as natural, green and hypoallergenic as possible.
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Soothing Kefir Lotion
Our Soothing Kefir Lotion is enriched with rosemary essential oil, a botanical ingredient prized for its ability to nourish tired skin. This lotion has a fresh, herbaceous scent that appeals to both men and women, making it a versatile addition to any skincare routine. It’s particularly effective for calming and hydrating the skin, whether used in the morning to awaken the senses or at night to unwind.
You can apply our Soothing Kefir Lotion twice daily, or as often as needed, to keep your skin feeling soft, smooth, and refreshed. For optimal results, pair it with our Goats Milk Soap to create a complete skincare regimen.
This lotion is ideal for those who need to calm irritated skin or simply want to enjoy the refreshing benefits of rosemary. It’s a perfect blend of nature and science, providing your skin with the care it deserves.
Ingredients (English): Water, Goatsmilk, Kefir, Finnish Oat Oil, Rice bran oil, Olive oil, Rosemary essential oil, Iscaguard (eco-friendly, preservative-free stabiliser), MF & VE Emulsifier (vegetable based emulsifier to combine oil and water components of the lotion), D-Panthenol (Vitamin B5)
Ingredients (INCI): aqua (water), olea europaea (olive oil), caprae lac (goats milk), lactobacillus ferment (kefir), avena sativa (oat) kernel extract (oat oil), oryza sativa (rice) bran oil, sodium stearoyl lactylate, glyceryl stearate, panthenol, phenethyl alcohol, caprylyl glycol, rosmarinus officinalis (rosemary essential oil), limonene
Best before: 12 months from date of manufacture.
Sensitive Kefir Lotion
Our Sensitive Kefir Lotion is a completely pure formula, free from any essential oils or fragrances, making it an ideal choice for those with sensitive skin or fragrance intolerances. This lotion is especially suitable for pregnant women and children aged 3 and up, offering gentle, soothing hydration. It’s perfect for daily use on delicate skin types.
This lotion is formulated with our signature kefir, which helps to nourish the skin. The absence of added scents ensures that even the most sensitive skin can enjoy the moisturising and calming effects of this lotion. It’s a versatile product that can be used all over the body, providing long-lasting hydration and comfort.
Sensitive Kefir Lotion is a reliable option for those seeking a simple yet effective skincare solution. Whether you have specific sensitivities or just prefer a minimalist approach to skincare, this lotion delivers gentle care that you can trust every day.
Ingredients (English): Water, Goatsmilk, Kefir, Oat Oil, Rice bran oil, Olive oil, Iscaguard (eco-friendly, preservative-free stabiliser), MF & VE Emulsifier (vegetable based emulsifier to combine oil and water components of the lotion), D-Panthenol (Vitamin B5)
Ingredients (INCI): aqua (water), olea europaea (olive oil), caprae lac (goats milk), lactobacillus ferment (kefir), avena sativa (oat) kernel extract (oat oil), oryza sativa (rice) bran oil, sodium stearoyl lactylate, glyceryl stearate, panthenol, phenethyl alcohol, caprylyl glycol.
Best before: 12 months from date of manufacture.
Break-Out Kefir Lotion
Break-Out Kefir Lotion is our strongest formulation. This nourishing lotion is enriched with thyme and tea tree essential oils, valued for their natural soothing qualities and fresh herbal aroma. These ingredients provide gentle yet effective care for skin prone to irritation, making it a refreshing choice for daily use. However, the formulation may be a bit strong for children under 12.
Perfect for those dealing with stubborn skin concerns, Break-Out Kefir Lotion helps reduce the appearance of blemishes and calm irritation. Made with our award-winning kefir, this lotion promotes a balanced skin environment, making it ideal for teenagers and adults seeking a gentle alternative to more aggressive treatments.
Ingredients (INCI):aqua (water), olea europaea (olive oil), caprae lac (goats milk), lactobacillus ferment (kefir), avena sativa (oat) kernel extract (oat oil), oryza sativa (rice) bran oil, sodium stearoyl lactylate, glyceryl stearate, panthenol, phenethyl alcohol, caprylyl glycol, melaleuca alternifolia leaf oil (tea tree essential oil), thymus vulgaris (thyme) oil, limonene, linalool.
Best before: 12 months from date of manufacture.
Calm-Down Kefir Lotion
Our Calm-Down Kefir Lotion offers the ultimate skin pampering experience, infused with the calming and aromatic properties of natural lavender essential oil. This elegant lotion is perfect for soothing the skin and the senses, making it an ideal choice for use before bed or whenever you need a moment of relaxation. It’s a gentle formulation suitable for use on the face, hands, and body.
In addition to lavender, this lotion contains a nourishing blend of Finnish oat oil, rice bran oil, and olive oil, all of which work together to soothe delicate skin. These rich, moisturising ingredients help to lock in hydration, leaving your skin feeling soft, supple, and rejuvenated. It’s a luxurious option for those who want to indulge in a little self-care.
For best results, use Calm-Down Kefir Lotion in combination with our Goats Milk Soap. This pairing enhances the calming effects of the lotion, making it easier to unwind and relax, while also providing comprehensive care for your skin.
Ingredients (English): Water, Goatsmilk, Kefir, Oat Oil, Rice Bran Oil, Olive Oil, Lavender Essential Oil, Iscaguard (eco-friendly, preservative-free stabiliser), MF & VE Emulsifier (vegetable based emulsifier to combine oil and water components of the lotion), D-Panthenol (Vitamin B5).
Ingredients (INCI): aqua (water), olea europaea (olive oil), caprae lac (goats milk), lactobacillus ferment (kefir), avena sativa (oat) kernel extract (oat oil), oryza sativa (rice) bran oil, sodium stearoyl lactylate, glyceryl stearate, panthenol, phenethyl alcohol, caprylyl glycol, lavandula angustifolia (lavender) oil, limonene, linalool.
Best before: 12 months from date of manufacture.
Use from head to toe
You may use our lotions twice daily or as often as needed. Our natural skin care kefir lotions work best in combination with our goat’s milk soap.
Our lotions are very gentle and pure. However, your microbiome is as unique as your fingerprint, and everyone reacts differently to essential oils. For this reason, we suggest that you patch-test your lotion before widespread application. To do this, apply a small amount of lotion inside the wrist, to clear skin. Wait ten minutes to check for any redness or stinging. If there is no reaction, you may go ahead and apply generously, as many times per day as needed. If you have any issues or reactions to the lotion, please get in touch with one of our Nutritional Therapists via live chat, and they will be able to advise.
Blended & bottled by hand, with love
All of our kefir lotions are made in small batches, by hand, on the farm. Lovingly made from food-grade ingredients, kefir lotions are free from nasty dyes, perfumes, petrochemicals, parabens, or phthalates. We begin with a base of our own raw goat’s milk and our award-winning kefir. To this kefir goodness, we add olive oil, rice bran oil, and a special oat oil from Finnish oats, specially selected for their skin-nurturing properties.
Made with our award-winning goat’s milk kefir
Crafted with our award-winning goat’s milk kefir, our lotions support the skin’s natural ecosystem, promoting soft, supple, and rejuvenated skin. Containing natural moisturising oils, these lotions deliver deep hydration, leaving the skin feeling thoroughly nourished.
